Steve & Kelsey Compete in a Wife Carrying Contest

I just returned from a trip to Pennsylvania and was trying to think of a very brief yet entertaining blog to post before heading into SAPT for the day. What immediately came to mind was to share a snippet of something AWESOME that Kelsey and I got to participate in last weekend: A wife carrying contest.

What are these weird and wild things I speak of, you ask?

Well, some good friends of ours are getting married, and, instead of holding a women-only bridal shower (which is typically done….I think…) as part of the pre-wedding festivities, the couple wanted to have a large group, co-ed get together. Since their goal is to move to Finland after they get married, they desired to host a Wife Carrying Contest in honor of the national game of Finland.

Needless to say, the event was hilarious, fun, and challenging all at the same time (more than one couple took a spill upon the man tripping and falling headfirst).

Annnnddd……Kelsey and I took the gold medal, so you can rest assured your SAPT coaches did you proud! (Kelsey wrote a post on training for a wife carrying contest HERE, if you’re interested)

Fortunately, someone grabbed an action shot of us, so I have proof that I’m not making this entire contest up:

“Why are you carrying Kelsey upside down like that” is probably the question you are asking me. Well, there are typically four ways to carry the woman (piggyback, over-shoulder, fireman carry, and upside down), and since the upside down method is the one typically used by the national champions in Europe, I figured I’d be foolish not to carry Kelsey like that. Naturally.

Here are a few wife carrying contest rules:

  • The course has two dry obstacles and one water obstacle (typically a meter deep).
  • The minimum weight of the wife to be carried must be 108lbs. If the wife does not weigh this much, then she must wear a backpack/rucksack on her to make her weigh at least 108lbs.
  • The contestants only run the race two at a time (so you only have two couples running at once). The best time is then taken to determine the winner.
  • The winner receives the wife’s weight in beer.
  • And, perhaps my favorite: The wife to be carried may be your own, the neighbor’s, or “you may have found her farther afield”, but she must be at least 17 years of age.

I’m heavily considering traveling to Maine (the North American wife carrying contest is held up there) to do this because, well, I don’t think I really need to explain why this would be so epic.

Anyway, I’m done for now, hope you all have a great weekend.