I thought I’d pass along a phenomenal short article I recently read by Adam Bornstein (former Fitness Editor for Men’s Health, and current Editorial Director for Livestrong.com):

The 10 Things Fitness Magazines Won’t Tell You

What? It takes one hour to teach a great-looking fitness models to do a decent pushup? Muscle “Tone” is BS?

I found myself tipping my hat to Adam for stepping out on a limb (given that he’s the editor of a major magazine himself) and telling people the truth of what goes on behind the scenes of major fitness magazines. Give it a quick read, and share it with your friends.

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

SAPT Strength in the house!

These girls can drive me crazy sometimes but their work ethic and general awesomeness makes me feel privileged that I get to coach them. Great job girls!

The second feat of female greatness comes from one of our adult clients, Lisa. For anyone who reads our blog I’m sure you already know the legend of Lisa. This woman refuses to be weak and proves it just about every 12 weeks. I got to watch Lisa retest her bench press and deadlift from 12 weeks ago this past Saturday. Check out the video below to see her 15lbs bench press PR and her 35lbs deadlift PR!

I’ve read Steveo’s comments about rarely programming them and offering better choices.  I also read that getting an obese person to endless situps won’t work.  My wife wants to argue with me about it!  Do they just plain not work?  Are the somewhat effective?  What makes the wrong?

Thank you!!!”

A. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that sit-ups are WRONG, per se. It’s just that the majority of people’s time would be better spent throwing themselves in front of a moving school bus, or traveling back to the 14th century to ensure a solid infusion of the Black Plague into their bloodstream. Either one, really.

All kidding aside (even though I wasn’t really kidding), when it comes to performing sit-ups: there’s a time and a place. When people tell me they they “need” to perform sit-ups, I usually ask them a very simple question:

“WHY do you feel the need to do sit-ups?“

To which they’ll usually respond with one of four answers:

1. “I like feeling my abs burn. You know, because I enjoy that sort of thing.”
2. “I want six-pack abs.”
3. “I partake in activities that require repeated spinal flexion (ex. MMA or military training).”
4. “Now that you mention it, Steve, I actually do not know why. Please kick me in the balls, repeatedly, to remind me not to be so stupid.”

Maybe #4 is made up, and maybe #4 only applies to males, but I digress. Let’s briefly tackle responses #1-3.

1. “I like feeling my abs burn. You know, because I enjoy that sort of thing.”

Sure, I get it….fair enough. Allow me to present you with a myriad “core” exercises that will allow you to satiate your palate craving for all things burning abs without putting your spine at risk.

According to Dr. Stuart McGill (professor of spine biomechanics at the University of Waterloo), when you perform a sit-up, it places roughly 3,300 N (or, 730lbs) of compressive force on the discs of the lumbar spine. In case you were wondering, that’s not a good thing.

Given that 80%+ of Americans will experience significant back pain during their lives, why include something in your routine that will only make your odds even more unfavorable? Maybe, perhaps, if we still lived in hunter-gatherer societies, we could get away with them. Not so much anymore thanks to the invention of the computer, office work, and sitting 8+ hours a day.

And please, for the love, never perform something like this, let alone for a bazillion repetitions:

Hahahaha, Really?.......I mean......Really???

I’ll still train the heck out of people’s “core”, and give them plenty of what they need to reach their desired goals, but I do my best to do it via methods that AVOID placing that kind of ridiculous compressive force on lumbar vertebrae.

Try a few sets of any of the following, and I guarantee that both you – and your low back – will thank me later.

Pot Stirrir Plank

Bodysaw Plank (performed by my beautiful wife) If you don’t have sliders, you can use towels on a tiled floor.

TRX Jacknife with Neutral Spine

Plank with Band (or Cable) Row

Reverse Crunch (hold a towel – or a half foam roll – between your calves and hamstrings)

Landmine (again, performed by my better half)

Any of these:

Not to mention, I didn’t even include any of the myriad chop, lift, and pallof press progressions. Be consistent with training spinal stability (ex. using variations similar to the above), for a few months, then get back to me and let me know if your midsection didn’t become stronger.

You’re welcome.

What it comes down to is that if someone is paying me to help them look, move, and feel better – oh, and not to mention virtually putting me in charge of a large portion of their spinal health – I’m not willing to roll the dice with sit-ups.

Could they get away with it? Maybe. But why not strengthen their core via safer, and more effective, means?

2. “I want six-pack abs.”

I have a very simple answer to this one: Be less fat. And, maybe, choose a different set of parents.

Don’t mistake my tone here…my aim is not to appear cold, aloof, and perhaps even narcissistic toward their situation. I’m simply trying to save them some time, give them some realistic expectations, and save their spine to boot.

Possessing visible abs is a function of two things, and two things only: Bodyfat %, and genetics. The former is pretty self-explanatory, and with regards to the latter – well, some people will “unveil” their abs at a higher bodyfat than others.  Also, typically, it’s easier for people with longer torsos – relative to their legs – to see their abs sooner than those with shorter torsos. There are other forces at play, of course, but in general it is how it is.

Do you really think that performing sit-ups is the way to a shredded midsection? How about putting away the Oreos, and maybe saving dessert for weekends and special occasions? (Hint: getting home from work doesn’t count as a special occasion.) Every one of us, as Homo sapiens, possesses a six-pack. Some are just more insulated than others.

I’m not going to elaborate on this point any further simply because I feel that the majority of you are able to put these puzzle pieces together for yourselves.

3. “I partake in activities that require repeated spinal flexion (ex. MMA or military “stuff”).”

As deep-rooted as my vendetta is against sit-ups, I’d be foolish not to program them for this group. After all, there’s a point where we have to respect specificity of training, and it’s tough to get good at sit-ups without, well, TRAINING THEM to an extent.

With this group (fighters, military, along with some contact sport athletes), I will indeed intersperse sit-up variations into their training. Heck, we’ve even given the military guys timed BAND-RESISTED sit-ups in preparation for their testing. (Jason cursed us for this and continued to remind us of how much he hated them.)

Another favorite of mine is the Turtle Roll, which, IMO, looks like the easiest exercise in the world but yet will provide the most insane abdominal contraction of your life:

I’ve seen many well-conditioned athletes lie on the floor, gasping for breath after turtle rolling for just one set of twelve reps.

And there you have it. 

My answer: Hellz YES!

In an effort to compliment my running related warnings over at StrongGirlsWin.com from earlier today, I wanted to take this post to another level and get all geeked-out over some real-deal sprint training.You gotta present both sides of the coin, ya know?

Carl Lewis with perfect form.

While I’ve termed this post as “basic speed development,” please DO NOT confuse that for BEGINNER speed development. There’s a big difference. This sample program is for someone who has at least a year of regimented general training under their belt that is heavy on both sprint and weight training fundamentals.

Without further delay…

Basic Speed Development Program

• Day 1 – Starts, Speed, & Total Body Lift with Lower Body Emphasis
• Day 2 – Tempo Run
• Day 3 – Special endurance & Total Body Lift with Upper Body Emphasis
• Day 4 – Tempo Run
• Day 5 – Starts, Speed Endurance, Long jump/triple jump Technique (at high intensity and include as overall daily volume), & Total Body Lift (even split)
• Day 6 – Tempo Run
• Day 7 – Rest

Notes:

1. Keep your intensity above 90% or below 65%! The in-between work is trash for developing true speed and will only increase the likelihood for injury, while decreasing the chance for improvements.
2. Avoid the pitfalls of starting with high volume and low intensity. Rather begin with HIGH INTENSITY and LOW VOLUME. Then gradually increase volume while keeping the intensity high.

Sample Program Details:
Monday - Speed Work: 2 x 3 x 20-30m accelerations (rest at least 4-minutes between reps); Med Ball Throws @ 6-10lbs: Squat to Overhead Push Throw x 6-8 + Keg Toss x 6-8 (at least 1-minute rest between each throw, we’re after MAX EFFORT with every single toss/throw); Weights: Total body lift with lower body emphasis; Core: 100 reps (choose whatever floats your boat)
Tuesday – Tempo Run: 8-12 x 100m (easy, basically a fast jog) + complete 10-20 V-Ups (or whatever core work you prefer) between each run – use the runs as the recovery between the V-ups
Wednesday – Special Endurance: 2 x 150-300m with 20-25 min recovery; during the recovery (every 7-8 mins) do some light tempo runs, body weight calestenics, core, etc. the goal here is to simply stay warm during the break; Weights: Total body with upper body emphasis; Core: 200 reps (choose whatever floats your boat)
Thursday – Tempo Run: Similar to Tuesday
Friday - Speed Work: 2 x 3 x 20-30m accelerations (rest at least 4-minutes between reps); Med Ball Throws @ 6-10lbs: Squat to Slam x 6-8 + Falling Forward Chest Throw to Sprint x 6-8 (at least 1-minute rest between each throw, we’re after MAX EFFORT with every single toss/throw); Weights: Total body lift (even split); Core: 100 reps (choose whatever floats your boat)
***After several weeks, longer sprints (50-60m) can be added to the speed workouts on Mondays and Fridays.

Good luck, may the Force be with you…

Get it? Force…

…I already said I was getting geeked-out over this one, so I think that was a pretty solid joke.

Now, there's overstriding and then there's OOOOOVERSTRIDING. Good LORD! I've never seen anything this awful in my life! She probably broke her right leg upon impact .002 seconds after this picture was taken.

While I’ve been much more diligent at working on my hip extension patterning, I’ve admittedly fallen by the wayside when it comes to fighting against the loss of hip internal rotation (IR). As such, I began to toss this drill in at the end of my training sessions again and thought I would share it with those of you who may be interested.

Do you care about sound positioning in the bottom of your squat (this = pwnage of heavy weights, by the way), improved running mechanics, or lessened risk of back pain? Do this:

What’s it for?

To improve hip IR.  Specifically: a loss of hip IR caused by muscular restrictions (as opposed to passive restrictions such as labrums, minisci, bone, etc.).

A couple notes

1. I’d recommend doing this after you’ve already pulverized your external rotators with a lacrosse ball or other means of soft tissue work.
2. Don’t force range-of-motion here, just gently mobilize the knees in and out. You shouldn’t feel any sensation of impingement and stop if something feels “off.”
3. If you’re a female, I wouldn’t jump the gun on this one.  A lot of females already tend to have a fair amount of hip internal rotation, due to their hip structure (wider hip bones and thus larger knee valgus at rest).
4. This can be performed before a training session (especially if you’re squatting that day, as you’ll notice significantly improved hip mobility as you descend into the bottom).  It can also be used at the end of a lifting session or athletic event (especially if you’re a baseball pitcher, or partake in a rotational sport) or training session.  This will help loosen up the external rotators of the hip that tend to tighten up over time.
5. This drill can also be done with the feet on the floor (a valid option), but I personally prefer to have the feet on the wall as it tends to be a bit more low-back friendly.

Incorporate this into your routine for improved squatting and running mechanics.

Bridging the Gap Between Rehabilitation and Sports Performance Training

One of the things we at SAPT pride ourselves in, and something that separates us from surrounding training facilities, is our ability and genuine desire to help people train around injuries they are currently experiencing and/or just coming off of. On top of this, we are well aware of the fact that if injured athletes fail to immerse themselves in a sound, science-based resistance training regimen immediately following physical therapy, the odds are quite high they’ll be right back in the PT clinic, or, even worse, on the surgeon’s table.

However, we also realize that we are not physical therapists, nor do we pretend to be. Which is why we seek to form and maintain symbiotic relationships with PTs. When the strength coach and physical therapist each work within their own, unique sphere of expertise, while simultaneously collaborate with one another, the athlete/client will be in much better hands than if they neglected either of the two options.

Anyway, while it’s not the most “sexy” of topics, the article above dives into some practical solutions for the strength coach, physical therapist, and (most importantly) the injured athlete.

Recipes

My nutrition is something that I’m really on top of or something that falls to my last priority; I’m never in the middle.  I get really busy during the week which is what I hear from the high schoolers as well.  With that in mind I need to take time on Sunday to cook my food for the week.  I am always looking for something new that is going to taste good, be healthy for me and will last all week.  Just ask Stevo and Kelsey, anytime they cook something new or are on a new kick I usually jack their style and will bring it in the next day to work.  Lately,they have been utilizing a slower cooker/crock pot to do a lot of their cooking (who am I kidding; KELSEY has been utilizing a crock pot lately for their cooking… just joking Stevo, but seriously…).  So I jumped on the bandwagon and let me tell you, it’s awesome the stuff you can do with it.  I’ve been experimenting with different recipes and here is my favorite one so far.

Spicy BBQ Chicken

-           3-4 pounds of boneless chicken breast into the slow cooker

-          Mix up the following ingredients in a separate bowl

-          1 (12-14 ounce) bottle of spicy or regular BBQ sauce (try and find BBQ sauce with natural ingredients)

-          ½ cup Italian salad dressing (again try to find one with natural ingredients, if you don’t pay attention you’re going to buy one with a lot of artificial sweeteners and flavors)

-          ¼ cup of natural brown sugar

-          3 tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce

-          Once this is all mixed pour it over the chicken in the slow cooker

-          Depending on how big the chicken breasts are you’re going to want to cook it for 6-8 hours on low

The great thing about this is that yeah it takes a long time but the prep takes about 10 min.  Once you throw it in the slow cooker you don’t have to go back to it until it’s done.  By the time it’s done the chicken should be really soft and look shredded like the picture below.  I usually eat this with 4% milk fat cottage cheese and some stir fried vegetables.

BOOM! Greatness...

Homemade Protein Bars

I have been struggling as of late to get in enough calories so I have been looking for ways to help remedy the situation.  I used to eat store bought protein bars back in the day between meals.  However, they are usually really processed and have a great deal of artificial ingredients.  I decided to go find a recipe online that suited my goals.  I found a great one and just made my own modifications to it.  So here is the recipe for a better alternative to a store bought protein bar.

-           Mix up the following ingredients in a bowl…

-          8 whole eggs

-          6 heaping scoops of whey protein (I used Optimum Nutrition’s Vanilla Ice Cream whey)

-          4 cups of oatmeal

-          300ml of almond milk

-          4 tbsp. of brown sugar

-          3 tbsp. of NATURAL peanut butter (if you look at the ingredients it should just say peanuts, that’s it)

-          And my favorite part…. A LOT OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!

Once you have everything mixed up then lightly grease a one inch deep cookie sheet with olive oil or coconut oil and pour on the mixture.  The mixture should look pretty gooey like the picture below; it won’t look as dry as cookie dough does.

so gooey (Homer Simpson voice)

Cook in the oven at 350 degrees for 20-25 minutes.  It might not look cooked because it does not brown like cookies do so just do the fork/toothpick trick to check if it’s done (picture also below).

BOOM! Greatness... Again

In hindsight I should have made two batches because I have been devouring them this week.  This is a great way to get in some extra nutrient dense calories that you can keep in the fridge all week.  So for all the high school kids who tell me they don’t have time to eat, you have no excuse anymore.

Training

As I said before I’m going to start talking about my training more, so on Thursdays I’ll write briefly about one of my training days during the prior week.

In between competitions I usually try and work on things I am terrible at when it comes to lifting.  It just so happens I’m severely weak at everything so I just try and narrow it down to a few things.  At this point it has come down to rep work at high intensities and my work capacity.  Luckily, these things go hand in hand.  A great program to remedy these problems is Jim Wendler’s 5/3/1.  I had to take my training max waaayyyyy down from what the original 5/3/1 percentage is supposed to be. This is because I tend to be OK at singles but have a rough time past one rep.  If I stuck with my original training max I wouldn’t be getting in any type of quality work. Just because something is written on paper doesn’t mean it’s written in stone.  The goal is for me to improve my weaknesses and getting stapled by weight I can’t complete solid reps with won’t help this.

Anyways, I just completed my first wave and needless to say I have nowhere to go but up.  This week was my actually 5/3/1 week which means I did 1 set of 5, 1 set of 3, and 1 set of 1+.  The 1+ is basically an all-out set where you can choose to go for as many reps as you can with a designated weight.  On my squat day the designated weight was 325lbs (nothing staggering I know) and I chose to go all out which the video below shows….

Notice anything completely awful about the squats?  I’m ridiculously high on all of them!  I’m actually trying to cut them a little high (hip crease right at parallel) due to a nagging groin and SI joint problem that acts up once I go below parallel (whimpy, I know).  But after watching the video I was just way to angry about how high I was and couldn’t let that stand so I did another all-out set.  Probably wasn’t a great idea but I had to end on a better note…

It’s only been three weeks and I already feel stronger and that my work capacity has gone up.  If you’re looking to improve on your weaknesses I strongly urge you to take advantage of our 5 year anniversary 25% off training sale. 

I’m very new to the powerlifting/strong(wo)man training world … and I love reading your blog! It’s always chock full with information. One thing I was wondering, and maybe it’d be a topic to write about … how do you come up with workouts?? Do you make stuff up?? Have a “grab-bag” of moves and pull out of that?? Borrow and modify from other trainers??  I always wonder where trainers come up with new ideas.

Thank you for all the great info!!

A. For those of you who have missed it, you can find Part 1 (Train Yourself), Part 2 (Coaching), Part 3 (Practice Writing Programs), Part 4 (Try Yourself, and Borrow/Steal), and Part 5 (Perfectionism) in the respective links. FINALLY, we’re going to wrap up today with a few “blueprint” suggestions.

This is going to be far from a comprehensive list, but hopefully it will get you started on the right track and shed some light into a few things that go through my brain as I right programs. Honestly, I’m just going to spill out a few bullet points as they come to me, so forgive me for the potential non sequitur and/or lack of structure that may appear below.

6. Bluprint

• Before you write ANY program, understand what quadrant your athlete or client resides in. How many qualities does the athlete need to master the sport, and at what’s the relationship to the Absolute Maximum of each quality? Dan John did a phenomenal job elucidating this concept and bringing it to the forefront in his book, Easy Strength. And Anthony Mychal actually did an excellent job reviewing the four quadrants HERE, so check it out if you want a quick n’ dirty rundown.
• Yes, I do have a “grab-bag of moves” that I pull from. I make sure that every program contains at least one exercise from the following categories: Squat, Hinge, Pull, Push, and, stealing a chapter from Dan John’s book, a Loaded Carry.
  I have a list of exercises from each category, and pick and choose from them based on the athlete and his or her needs.

• The more I do it, the more I realize that squatting, hinging, and pulling should be done every day. I don’t care how you’re dividing up your routine, just get it done. For instance, during an “upper body day,” some goblet squats during the warmup would be a winning option in order to check off the “squat” pattern for the day.
• In general, stick to 10-18 total working sets during each training session
  (sometimes even less, and very rarely do more). Which end of the range you fall in will be determined by training age, how strong you are, and what “Life” is currently throwing at you outside the gym walls.
• Understand how to work around injuries and provide people a training effect while they’re hurt. Also know what are stupid and not-so-stupid options for each injury “scenario.” For example, if you’re working with an athlete coming off a groin strain, you’d be wise to avoid single-leg variations for a while (unless you want to royally aggravate the injury), and stick to bilateral, hip-dominant variations for the first phase or two.
•  For stronger athletes, 10 total REPS is a good number to hit for the main lift in one session. Ex. 3×3, 2×5, 5×2 will be plenty to make them stronger, while at the same time not frying them.
• For the in-season athlete, stop the workout if they begin to feel exhausted and/or more tired than when they walked through the door. In-season training should “fire them up” and allow them to perform better (duh?), so there’s no need to beat them into the ground. A general rule of them would be to reduce the volume by 50-65%, and primarily focus on the main, compound movement of the day.In fact, it’s funny as we’ve had numerous baseball players tell us they had some of their best games (in-season) the day after training at SAPT because their CNS was so charged up.
• Everyone needs mobility drills, but not everyone needs them in the same places (ex. while Person A may need some closed-chain ankle dorsiflexion work, Person B may not need it at all).
• 3-4 main movements per day is really all most people need to reach their goals. Anything more than than that and you get become mediocre at a lot of things instead of great at a couple things (and I’m not just talking about the actual lifts in the gym). Give it your all on just a couple lifts each week, instead of half-hearted effort on a bazillion exercises.
• This list could literally go on for pages, but I’ll stop now as I’m out of time. In actuality, if you follow Parts I, II, and III from this series for an extended period of time you *should* discover a lot of this yourself.

Note: In case you missed Sarah’s notice from yesterday, SAPT is currently giving 25% off for our training sessions. Click HERE for more information, and spread the word!

In honor of a summer-long celebration for SAPT’s 5^th Anniversary, we’re offering a 25% discount on ALL paid-in-full session packages* until Thursday, May 24^th!

For our most popular Nuts-&-Bolts package, the savings will top $175 and for our twice-weekly adult training package, the savings will easily exceed $225!

As I just now begin to reflect on the last 5-years of my life, numerous memories come to the forefront of my thought and – I can admit – they are overwhelmingly positive. My life has been enriched in ways I could have never imagined when I conceived the foundational ideas for SAPT in 2007.

We’ve survived and continue to press forward in, what can be described as, a TRUE small business start-up situation. What does this mean? It means I’ve never had any big (or small) financial backers or fancy back-office support staff. My husband and I managed to scrape together enough money for the bare minimums and grew from there with the support of a fiercely loyal clientele and amazing set of coaches.

Please take advantage of this 25% session discount offer – I’ve NEVER offered an across-the-board discount like this and will probably not offer another one until we’re prepared to celebrate 10-Years of SAPT Goodness!

Here are 5 SAPT “Growing Pains” Facts that – up until today – only a few of us knew about:

1. For the first – oh, I don’t know – 6-months or so, we conducted business from an ancient folding table placed in the corner of our current Pickett Road facility. Chris sat on top of several stacked sandbags and I sat in a folding camping-style chair (gotta keep up appearances – I was the boss, after all).
2. Before moving into our permanent training facility, we would host Saturday morning sessions in the Field House at George Mason University. One morning I had the group stretching in a racquetball court at the end of the session… it was completely silent… then we all heard something small fall to the ground from, well, to this day I don’t know where. “It” fell near one of the girls. “It” was a very old broken tooth! Let me tell you, an old tooth is NOT what you want to have a 14-year old girl find while she’s laying on the ground stretching.
3. Our beautiful Sorinex Base Camp racks were ordered and scheduled to be delivered in conjunction with the opening of the training facility. We received delivery of the bars, plates, and kettlebells within a week. But the racks were delivered 4-months late! 4-months! Writing this, I still believe this was an unacceptable situation on Sorinex’s part, but I must also acknowledge that what I (at the time) considered missing VITAL training equipment helped us forge our exceptionally Spartan training style. We were forced to refine the basics for our clients and ourselves. I suppose it was a blessing in disguise. Our clients can thank Sorinex for the development of the multitude of variations for EVERY sandbag, tire, sledgehammer, kettlebell, band, body weight, and slosh pipe exercise introduced in 2008.
4. In April 2008, northern Virginia was experiencing severe rain storms almost every evening. I remember well because our “well-maintained” facility we’d recently moved into was springing leaks from the roof in honor of each storm. One evening – it was raining quite steadily outside – I was wrapping up a trial session by taking the athlete through a ground-based stretch when the roof drainage pipe above us burst. All… over… her. You see, there are two roof drain pipes in our unit and up to this moment, only the other one was leaking. It was mortifying. But as this athlete is an exceptional young-woman, she still signed up and trained for years before heading off to college to play soccer.
5. Personally, this last one I think is pretty funny: for at least 6-months SAPT did not have internet. Instead there is a very weak free signal that we would tap into daily (you just had to sign-up every 24-hours). But the signal was so weak, you literally had to walk outside and hold your laptop up towards the sky while praying for the free daily internet god to transfer the data to its final destination.

All those challenges are definitely funny to look back on… but, WOW, in the moment… no thanks!

Please take advantage of this once-every-five-years deal! 25% is nothing to shake a stick at! It is open to current clients, new clients, anyone! Just submit your info here OR email Kelsey directly at: kelsey@studentathletept.com.

If you’d like to give us a helping hand in spreading the word , please post on your Twitter feed, Facebook page, Pinterest, or whatever outlet you use!

P.S. – If you’d like to see my Doppelganger, cruise on over to StrongGirlsWin.com for the Domestic Goddess I turn into during “Super Moons”!

*A minimum package purchase of 12-weeks at 2-sessions per week applies to receive this special discount.

Moving on, let me briefly touch on an achilles heel of mine….

5. Perfectionism

I’m currently reading a phenomenal book on writing, titled Bird by Bird (thank you Tony Gentilcore for the recommendation), and the author, Anne Lamott, touches on this very topic:

“Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor, the enemy of the people. It will keep you cramped and insane your whole life, and it is the main obstacle between you and a first draft. I think perfectionism is based on the obsessive belief that if you run carefully enough, hitting each stepping stone just right, you won’t have to die. The truth is that you will die anyway and that a lot of people who aren’t even looking at their feet are going to do a whole lot better than you, and have a lot more fun while doing it.”

Now, before I go any further, take a moment to read that again and really let it sink in. While I’m currently addressing the writing of training plans, the advice above can easily be applied to any facet of life for those of you who are perfectionists (you know who you are).

Be it your work habits, your possessions, your relationships, the obsessive believe that you need to be perfect can, and will, utterly destroy you.

Perfectionism, in my opinion, is analogous to fire. It can be very useful provided it’s retrained to its intents and purposes, but all-consuming and incredibly destructive if it’s not contained. A small fire can be used to forge and refine a steel blade, or provide warmth, but it can also bring your entire house to the ground should it spiral out of control.

Yes, I actually did just come up with that analogy myself, and yes, you may steal it.

My office space isn’t necessarily the neatest, I don’t wash my car every other day (unlike my brother), and I don’t line up everything in my home at 90 degrees to each other. Heck, maybe all those things are more closely related to OCD than perfectionism….I don’t really know….but the point is that there are areas of my life in which I’m a perfectionist. In high school, one of these areas was my schoolwork (choosing homework and studying over hanging out with friends, anyone?), which, over time, translated over to this obsessive need to perfect anything I take honest time out of my day to complete that involves a pencil, paper, computer, and that little thing they like to call the “cerebral cortex.”

My high school life basically consisted of homework, studying, reading book after book, and lacrosse practice (I’ve heard getting outside and remaining active is important for cognitive function).

Helloooo to good grades and cruising into the college of my choosing, but goodbye to time with friends, overall sense of enjoyment, and my hopes of becoming globally ranked in Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past speedruns.

Needless to say, there was a price to pay for my perfectionism, and I missed out on some pretty important stuff (I’m referring to Zelda rankings, of course, not time with friends).

Where was I again? Oh yeah, perfectionism and writing programs…..

Look, when it comes to designing workouts and resistance training programs, IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE PERFECT. I’m speaking from personal experience here, as I used to spend an unholy amount of time writing programs. In fact, I’m not even going to tell you how long I spent on on a 2x/week training plan, let alone a 5x/week training plan, as it’d be embarrassing to recount.

I would practically torment myself with finding the perfect set-rep scheme for each and every exercise, the most flawless waving of volume and intensity, and the best sequencing of exercises. Guess what? In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t really matter.

I realized that I was, in fact, doing my athletes a disservice, because it was taking time away from continued education, and I remain a bit emotionally distant during their training sessions because I would still be thinking about the program design. And you know what I discovered in the process, that was a bit of an “ah-ha” moment for me?

Good coaching will trump “perfect” program design, any day of the week.

A good coach will help someone get more out of a freaking bodyweight split squat than many poor trainers can provide someone during a bilateral squat with a barbell. Along a similar vein, an excellent coach can help someone receive a better training effect from PUPPing correctly than a bad coach/trainer walking someone through pushups (at least what they’re calling a pushup).

And, you know what? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve written a program for someone, only for them to walk in the following day telling me they tweaked their back, shoulder, or knee, and I’ve then had to modify virtually the entire thing anyway, right there on the spot. Or, they have an unexpected business trip, which is going to throw the workout split off schedule. Or, their girlfriend just broke up with them and they had their computer stolen. All of these things are going to require program-modification on the fly.

The point in all of this isn’t to tell you to stop working hard in your job, or to fail to give your clients and athletes everything you’ve got. But there is a very thick line between giving other people your best, and allowing your perfectionism to spin out of control like a wild fire, negatively affecting your own mind, along with those around you.